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Explore the full Retro Bakery THC chocolate collection: chocolate bars, chocolate-covered cookies and treats, and seasonal favorites, all made with real chocolate and precisely dosed, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC.

Everything is lab-tested with a published certificate of analysis, made under the 2018 Farm Bill (hemp-derived, under 0.3% THC by dry weight), and shipped discreetly to all 50 states. You must be 21 or older to order.

THC chocolate FAQ

Why do chocolate edibles feel different from gummies?
Chocolate is fat-based, which can change how THC is absorbed and how the experience feels. Many people find chocolate edibles smooth and easy to dose. See our guide on why chocolate edibles hit harder.

How do I choose a dose?
Each product page lists total THC and the dose per piece. If you are newer, start with a low dose, wait at least 90 minutes, and adjust from there.

Is your THC chocolate legal nationwide?
Yes. It is hemp-derived Delta-9 and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill, so we ship to all 50 states.

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Chocolate Covered Cookies Low Dose
$25.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: 5 Cookies
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Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Top Seller
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Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Top Seller
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Dark Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites
$25.00$30.00 16% OFF
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 20
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Peanut Butter Inside
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Hunters Blood Orange Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00$25.00 20% OFF
  • Main Effect: Sleepy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC + 50mg CBDA + 50mg CBN
  • Note: Terpene Infused
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Espresso Dark Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Energized
  • Servings: 20
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Espresso Beans
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Cookies & Cream White Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 20
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Cookie Chunks
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Peanut Butter Puppy Chow Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Peanut Butter
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Chocolate Covered Rice Crispy Treat Low Dose
$20.00$25.00 20% OFF
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 8
  • Strength: 40mg THC
  • Note: 2 Rice Crispy Bars
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Lemon Pound Cake White Chocolate Bar
$20.00$25.00 20% OFF
  • Main Effect: Social
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC + 50mg CBDA + 50mg CBGA
  • Note: Terpene Infused
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Dark Chocolate S'mores
$25.00
  • Main Effect: High
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Hand Crafted
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Creamy White Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
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