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THC Chocolate Bars

Retro Bakery THC chocolate bars: milk, dark sea salt and creamy white chocolate, cookies and cream, espresso, peanut butter puppy chow and the Jesse Ventura Farms bars, each with 50mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC in 5mg servings and made in our Minnesota kitchen. Lab tested with published certificates of analysis, legal to ship to all 50 states, 21+ only. The chocolate bar guide and FAQ are below the products.

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Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Top Seller
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Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Top Seller
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Hunters Blood Orange Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00$25.00 20% OFF
  • Main Effect: Sleepy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC + 50mg CBDA + 50mg CBN
  • Note: Terpene Infused
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Espresso Dark Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Energized
  • Servings: 20
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Espresso Beans
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Cookies & Cream White Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 20
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Cookie Chunks
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Peanut Butter Puppy Chow Milk Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
  • Note: Real Peanut Butter
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Lemon Pound Cake White Chocolate Bar
$20.00$25.00 20% OFF
  • Main Effect: Social
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC + 50mg CBDA + 50mg CBGA
  • Note: Terpene Infused
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Creamy White Chocolate Bar
$20.00
  • Main Effect: Happy
  • Servings: 10
  • Strength: 50mg THC
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THC chocolate bars, scored so every square is a serving

Every Retro Bakery THC chocolate bar carries 50mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and is scored so you never have to guess. The plain bars break into 10 pieces at 5mg each. The collaboration bars made with On Point and High North (Cookies and Cream, Espresso Dark Chocolate, Peanut Butter Puppy Chow) are scored into 20 smaller pieces, so two pieces make one 5mg serving. Either way a bar is 10 servings, made in our Minnesota kitchen, with no THC taste.

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How to dose a THC chocolate bar

Start with one 5mg piece (two pieces on a 20-piece bar) if you are newer to edibles. Give it at least 90 minutes before deciding on a second, because edibles come on slower than smoking and stay around longer. A whole bar is 50mg, which is ten standard servings, so there is no reason to finish one in a sitting. Bars keep in a cool, dry cupboard, and the rest will wait for you.

Lab tested, hemp-derived, legal to ship

Every bar is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC at under 0.3% by dry weight, which is what makes it legal hemp under federal law and lets us ship to all 50 states in discreet packaging. Each product page links to its certificate of analysis on our lab results portal, so you can read the potency and contaminant results before you order. You must be 21 or older to order.

Storing chocolate bars

Chocolate melts. Keep bars below 70F, out of the sun, and off the dashboard of a car in July. If it is regularly above 75F where you live, add the insulated shipping box at checkout and your order arrives in one piece. A bar that softened and set again can show a pale bloom on the surface; that is cocoa butter rising to the top, not a defect.

Questions about THC chocolate bars

How much THC is in a Retro Bakery chocolate bar?

50mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per bar, in 10 servings of 5mg. Plain bars are scored into 10 pieces; the On Point and High North bars are scored into 20 pieces, two per serving.

Do THC chocolate bars taste like cannabis?

No. Each bar is dosed with a distillate you will not taste, so it tastes like the chocolate it is: milk, dark with sea salt, white, or one of the flavored bars.

Which THC chocolate bar should I start with?

The Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate Sea Salt bar, one 5mg piece at a time. Both are scored into 10 pieces, which makes a single serving easy to break off.

Can I ship THC chocolate bars to my state?

Yes. They are hemp-derived and under 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, so they ship to all 50 states. You must be 21 or older to order.

Are the bars lab tested?

Yes. Every product page links to its certificate of analysis on labs.retrobakery.net, and the portal lists results by product.

What is in the Jesse Ventura Farms bars?

Each piece carries 5mg THC plus 5mg CBDA and 5mg CBN (Hunters Blood Orange Milk Chocolate) or 5mg CBGA (Lemon Pound Cake White Chocolate), infused with terpenes from the named strain. 10 pieces per bar.

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